February 2012
104 posts
Thinking about making a porno.
It’ll be called Tom’s Delonge.
I caught Mark and David having sex in my tourbus...
Gotta go for a bit, seeya fags (Mark)
adamsschlong:
it just shows how much of a faggot tom is that he couldnt get hooked on a real drug he got hooked on painkillers omg
At least I’m not hooked on powdered semen like Mark is. Fagart.
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
awkwardlyhere182:
tomdelongc:
awkwardlyhere182:
severely confused yet very entertained
^ Mark having sex for the first time.
oh my GOD
your dick is small its hard trying to shove it in my asshole when I can’t even find it
don’t talk to her like that.
I’m talking to you dumbass
i’m not awkwardlyhere182
it was DIRECTED...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
awkwardlyhere182:
tomdelongc:
awkwardlyhere182:
severely confused yet very entertained
^ Mark having sex for the first time.
oh my GOD
your dick is small its hard trying to shove it in my asshole when I can’t even find it
don’t talk to her like that.
I’m talking to you dumbass
i’m not awkwardlyhere182
markhoppu:
awkwardlyhere182:
tomdelongc:
awkwardlyhere182:
severely confused yet very entertained
^ Mark having sex for the first time.
oh my GOD
your dick is small its hard trying to shove it in my asshole when I can’t even find it
don’t talk to her like that.
LOL at David thinking he can just get up and leave...
davidjameskennedy:
tomdelongc:
It’s not that easy, asstard.
I’ll start a new fucking band! Atom on drums, Ryan on bass. You will be the only founding member left in that pile of shit
If you honestly believe that, you’re dumb enough to join +44, congratulations!
If you really are what you eat..
Then David musta ate a huge bag of Faggot.
Im leaving Angels and Airwaves.
davidjameskennedy:
Im sorry everyone, But im tired of Tom being a douchebag.
CRY SOME MORE, FAGGOT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO?
LOL at David thinking he can just get up and leave...
It’s not that easy, asstard.
davidjameskennedy:
tomdelongc:
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markhoppu:
ask me more questions
WHY ARE YOU GAY
davidjameskennedy:
tomdelongc:
giantunicorn:
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awkwardlyhere182:
severely confused yet very entertained
^ Mark having sex for the first time.
giantunicorn:
Song of the Day
I Feel So -...
Mark once called me gay
davidjameskennedy:
tomdelongc:
But he was in a Simple Plan song so I don’t know if he was trying to be ironic or what.
Tom, why arent you telling them how Simple Plan originally wanted you to do the part, but you were too classy for that shit.
Because you just did.
I like that +44 song where Mark whines about me.
Yeah, I like the whole fucking album.
Mark once called me gay
But he was in a Simple Plan song so I don’t know if he was trying to be ironic or what.
awkwardlyhere182:
Cassie is the master of everything everyone else go home
dude what the fuck about me.
hoppushorny:
When I was around 6 or 7 my mom said to me “Spitters are quitters” and I was like “What” and she was like “You’ll understand when you’re older” and then when I was 12 I figured it out and oh my gosh mom why would you say that omf
Your mom isn’t a quitter.
sleepyfawns:
heheheheheheh
Probably my...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
needyousobad:
so many new blink-182 followers
hi i love you all
I fucking hate you so bad.
Joanna is perfect you twat face you’re just angry that you married a horse instead of this beautiful girl.
sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of your wife sucking on my tits. fag.
What are you talking about dickwad...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
needyousobad:
so many new blink-182 followers
hi i love you all
I fucking hate you so bad.
Joanna is perfect you twat face you’re just angry that you married a horse instead of this beautiful girl.
sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of your wife sucking on my tits. fag.
What are you talking about dickwad she’s right next to me
...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
needyousobad:
so many new blink-182 followers
hi i love you all
I fucking hate you so bad.
Joanna is perfect you twat face you’re just angry that you married a horse instead of this beautiful girl.
sorry, couldn’t hear you over the sound of your wife sucking on my tits. fag.
needyousobad:
so many new blink-182 followers
hi i love you all
I fucking hate you so bad.
What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Tom...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
One is influential, talented, and extremely handsome, and the other one is dead.
I must have missed your funeral
go hop in front of a train, dipshit.
What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and Tom...
One is influential, talented, and extremely handsome, and the other one is dead.
scott-gaynor:
imagine if all our fan fiction came true and mark and tom admitted they were gay and have been for years what would we write about then
I’ll admit it right now: Mark is gay.
“Then the Tom Delonge gargled, and then the Tom Delonge snargled that gargle.”
– My upcoming book, ‘Stories from the Delonge’
radlikewh0a asked: TOM IS DIS YOU.
Getting beauty sleep
Even though I don’t need it, I am eternally beautiful. night fags.
Mark is a gaybabysupreme.
scottwilliamraynor:
tomdelongc:
He actually thinks I can die. Listen, you little analmasturbator, I died once, then you know what I fucking did? I came back, moved the fucking rock, and started kicking ass again. Don’t think you can step up to me, because I’ll put you down down down down in the fucking ground. Faggot.
the second coming of christ
YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT. See those...
Scott, David, I've got to go.
Gonna go horse-back riding, if you know what I mean.
Mark is a gaybabysupreme.
He actually thinks I can die. Listen, you little analmasturbator, I died once, then you know what I fucking did? I came back, moved the fucking rock, and started kicking ass again. Don’t think you can step up to me, because I’ll put you down down down down in the fucking ground. Faggot.
scottwilliamraynor:
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
Alright guys I’m tired as fuck, today was like the grEATEST DAY EVER omfg.
sigh i will see you all tomorrow, you lovely people<3
I hope you die in your sleep.
i hope you drown in your waddle-like neck
i mean seriously you remind me of a turkey
ugh
look at that thing
see tom i treated you so much better than mark
Mark...
markhoppu:
tomdelongc:
markhoppu:
Alright guys I’m tired as fuck, today was like the grEATEST DAY EVER omfg.
sigh i will see you all tomorrow, you lovely people<3
I hope you die in your sleep.
i hope you drown in your waddle-like neck
i mean seriously you remind me of a turkey
ugh
look at that thing
Remember how you used to stick your dick in it and I’d give you a...
Darling, what is going on? Honestly that never...
HOW IS DYING A FASHION GOD MY FANS ARE SUCH DUMBASSES THE TOM DELONGE DOES NOT APPROVE
